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I went out to Auschwitz and apart from the concentration campy bit in the corner, the rest of it is delightful. It’s a beautiful little village. I recommend that tourism board needs to get together and go: OK, we have a bit of a bad reputation. Has anyone got any idea? Hans, give it to me… yep, that’s true, we do have the biggest tower of second hand shoes in the world. I don’t know if that’s a keeper, but write it down. Johann? Aha aha pizza festival you say as we can cook 400 pizzas at once.

Jim Jefferies - Alcoholocaust

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